temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

(via hi)



elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

(via imthegirlwhowaited)


If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

(via commonwhitegirl)


i don’t just want a boyfriend/girlfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate

(Source: summersloth, via commonwhitegirl)

i am 8000% done with math

and it’s not even mathematically possible to be 8000% done with math

that’s how done with math i am

(Source: starksfell, via generationpizza)


a japanese legend says that if you shut the fuck up you wouldnt be so annoying

(Source: n-ul, via tropicjessa)


kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via dicaprs)